Joel

Reconstructed Right Breast

There is a bright side to everything! When I'm old
and gravity has taken its tool, my implanted breast will re-
main erect like a sixteen year old's. - Joel

When we are at a party and my wife says I can
"nibble on her ear," I know it is time to leave - you see, her
earlobes were used to make nipples for her implanted
breasts. - Doug